I am not ready to be exclusive with vegetarianism.

The thing is, I really love the idea of being a vegetarian. I love the thought of confidently, slightly condescendingly telling people, “No, I don’t eat anything with a face,” while I bite into a somehow ultimately-satisfying slice of tofu and chuckle about how slender I’ve become. I love the animals. They’re friends, not food! One of my go-to moves during a “my…