Gracie Beaver-KairisinThe Belladonna ComedySt. Valentine Ranks Popular Valentine’s Day GiftsGet your girlfriend a nice gold ring, or even her own golden reliquary, should she wish to have her skull on display in the future.·4 min read·Feb 14, 2022----
Gracie Beaver-KairisinSlackjawI’m The Continental Breakfast At Your Crappy Hotel And I’m Going to Ruin Your MorningGet ready to partake of my disappointing, greasy bounty·4 min read·Feb 1, 2022--21--21
Gracie Beaver-Kairisin2 Ho Ho Ho’sLetter From the CPA of the Owner of A Store in a Hallmark Movie**Co-written with Catherine Weingarten**·2 min read·Dec 25, 2021----
Gracie Beaver-Kairisin2 Ho Ho Ho’sHallmark Christmas Movies: Even Christmassier Than Before?**Co-written with Catherine Weingarten**·3 min read·Dec 23, 2021----
Gracie Beaver-Kairisin2 Ho Ho Ho’sScary Costumes for Women in Their 30sTurn your daily struggle into a spooky get-up!·4 min read·Oct 30, 2021--1--1
Gracie Beaver-Kairisin2 Ho Ho Ho’s8 Ways to Force a Hot Girl Summer Vibe From Your Empty 4th of July BBQ**Co-written with Catherine Weingarten**·2 min read·Jul 3, 2021----
Gracie Beaver-KairisinSlackjawInstalling A Wheelchair Ramp Will Ruin The Historical Beauty Of McRacist HallWe must put a stop to this reasonable request before it’s too late!·2 min read·Jun 19, 2021--6--6
Gracie Beaver-KairisinSlackjawHelp! I Accidentally Manifested My Made-Up Middle School BoyfriendPlease help me rid my house of the mysteries of the universe!·4 min read·Jun 9, 2021--1--1
Gracie Beaver-KairisinSlackjawIt’s Time To Live My Truth: I’m A Basic BitchListen up, because I have some basic-ass truth bombs to drop on y‘all.·4 min read·May 24, 2021--4--4
Gracie Beaver-Kairisin2 Ho Ho Ho’sTips to Make Arbor Day Hip AgainIt’s Time to Re-Align Our Marketing To Attract The Youths!·2 min read·Apr 30, 2021----