Published inThe Belladonna ComedySt. Valentine Ranks Popular Valentine’s Day GiftsGet your girlfriend a nice gold ring, or even her own golden reliquary, should she wish to have her skull on display in the future.Feb 14, 2022Feb 14, 2022
Published inSlackjawI’m The Continental Breakfast At Your Crappy Hotel And I’m Going to Ruin Your MorningGet ready to partake of my disappointing, greasy bountyFeb 1, 202221Feb 1, 202221
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sLetter From the CPA of the Owner of A Store in a Hallmark Movie**Co-written with Catherine Weingarten**Dec 25, 2021Dec 25, 2021
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sHallmark Christmas Movies: Even Christmassier Than Before?**Co-written with Catherine Weingarten**Dec 23, 2021Dec 23, 2021
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sScary Costumes for Women in Their 30sTurn your daily struggle into a spooky get-up!Oct 30, 20211Oct 30, 20211
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’s8 Ways to Force a Hot Girl Summer Vibe From Your Empty 4th of July BBQ**Co-written with Catherine Weingarten**Jul 3, 2021Jul 3, 2021
Published inSlackjawInstalling A Wheelchair Ramp Will Ruin The Historical Beauty Of McRacist HallWe must put a stop to this reasonable request before it’s too late!Jun 19, 20216Jun 19, 20216
Published inSlackjawHelp! I Accidentally Manifested My Made-Up Middle School BoyfriendPlease help me rid my house of the mysteries of the universe!Jun 9, 20211Jun 9, 20211
Published inSlackjawIt’s Time To Live My Truth: I’m A Basic BitchListen up, because I have some basic-ass truth bombs to drop on y‘all.May 24, 20214May 24, 20214
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sTips to Make Arbor Day Hip AgainIt’s Time to Re-Align Our Marketing To Attract The Youths!Apr 30, 2021Apr 30, 2021
